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Boris Johnson Is Losing His Mind, and I Love It
Messy, maladjusted man,clinging to his chaos,confused at how his yes men could suddenly say “no”,never knowing what the word meant,lamenting on the lack of loyalty from the cyclone of snakes he surrounded himself with. How could this be happening to him?How could anybody do this to him?He howled at a locked door,laughing in the hidden…
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When The Party’s Over
Leave the bottle on the bar.I’ve kicked the can down the road,tracking its rattles,trying to hear what lies inside,but I think it’s just another thing that I don’t want to know,so you don’t need to know either. I sleep in shifts,paranoid and flanked by my sycophants.My best boy is a sociopath,nouveau riche narcissist,talks his shit…
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New Podcast Episode – What The Actual F*** Is Going On With This Whole Politics Business?
Hola amigos, You can now stream and download a new episode of my podcast, What The Actual F*** Is Going On With This Whole Politics Business? Spotify Apple Podcasts Besos, J x
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New Podcast Episode – What The Actual F*** Is Going On With This Whole Politics Business?
Hola amigos, You can now stream and download a new episode of my podcast, What The Actual F*** Is Going On With This Whole Politics Business? Spotify Apple Podcasts Besos, J x
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Million Dollar Birthday Fries
You cursed the candles,their flirty flicker,like a wicked smile after a lurid laugh at your expense.The cake was like cardboard,choked down with a cold glass of sick,as celebrations go,that one was… kind of shit,but you scraped a smile onto your face during the family zoom call,hoping the walls didn’t echo too much and reveal the…