I do have nice tits,
but I don’t have time for this.
Get laid. Get a life.
Get paid. Go outside.
Just say you hate Jews and go.
You’re so fucking weird.
You’re so fucking strange,
but I’m not scared, just amused,
and full of pity.
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Sincerely, Jennifer x 
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