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A Letter To My Fifteen Year Old Self

Hey, It’s me, or rather, you, from the future. Put down the star trek fan fiction, we need to talk. I have good news and bad news. The good news is, you having fuller lips won’t be as bad as you think. Sure, you get made fun of it for now, but in about ten […]

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The best and worst of Horror on UK Netflix

Hola amigos! As usual, I’ve been watching many diabolical things, in an attempt to discover something that frightens me more than the prospect of Brexit, and my streaming service of choice is Netflix. Netflix has a lot to offer, but tends to lack a lot of key horror titles, but I’m here to take you […]

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Jeremy Corbyn, naked and alone.

The sky is falling, afraid of heights, her throat is scorched from screams, by the time her brains paint the pavement. Mother May wants to talk about Jeremy Corbyn, naked and alone. The floor has cracked, and ripped rib from rib, lungs lick the street, abandoned by air. Mother May wants to talk about Jeremy […]

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Enemy Of The State

You’re right, it isn’t my country, despite swapping states, like I used to swap Pokémon cards, and completing the assimilation game, without cheat codes. “Uncertainty is excellent, all is well.” Says ageing, expat, pop star scum. I’ve never stolen anything, but the hearts of a few, and even then, I returned them, with interest. I still […]

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