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Million Dollar Birthday Fries
You cursed the candles,their flirty flicker,like a wicked smile after a lurid laugh at your expense.The cake was like cardboard,choked down with a cold glass of sick,as celebrations go,that one was… kind of shit,but you scraped a smile onto your face during the family zoom call,hoping the walls didn’t echo too much and reveal the…
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The Circus Is In Town and The Show Must Go On
The mice were not stirring,but everyone else in Downing Street was.Wine and cheese flowing free,with a seasonal Spotify playlist ordering people about the dance floor of the damned,kissing without caution,raising a glass to the great art of getting away with it. The spirit of the season was with them,and they were hoarding it,lording it over…