The Circus Is In Town and The Show Must Go On
The mice were not stirring,but everyone else in Downing Street was.Wine and cheese flowing free,with a seasonal Spotify playlist ordering people about the dance floor of the damned,kissing without caution,raising a glass to the great art of getting away with it. The spirit of the season was with them,and they were hoarding it,lording it over…
The Council Put The Lights Up Early As A Treat
A ghost town comes to life,strings of shining lights spring up along her skeleton,and the chill of winter is suddenly warm.Windows are full of wishes,reflecting your pinched, pink cheeks,you and your youthful smile can ignore the date,because it’s been one hell of a year,and Christmas is in the air,welcome and wistful.
New Podcast – What The Actual F*** Is Going On With This Whole Politics Business?
Hola amigos, You can now stream and download the first episode of my brand new politics podcast, What The Actual F*** Is Going On With This Whole Politics Business? from your favourite podcast provider. Stream/Download
I Have Emptied Out All My Anxieties and Presented Them In A Long Ramble, For The Ease Of My Long Suffering Therapist
I miss being bankrupted by my local cinema for a small popcorn and a milkshake. I miss being alone in the dark, as monsters make chaos on the screen before my eyes, while I imagine an arm around my shoulder and a kiss upon my cheek. I miss being kissed. Kissed by him specifically. The…
We Did Everything That We Could
His face is full of lines. He says a line, as he frowns, down towards the podium. His voice, meek and mousy “I am deeply sorry.” Not sorry enough to have brushed his hair, of course, because the cringe dad brand comes before all else. Not sorry enough to have halted the brakes on the…