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True Love
Day and night, I stay, devoted, dawn ‘til dusk, darling. True love is madness.
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Today Is Like Any Other
Being your true self is so painful and costly, So I just pretend.
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Queen
Happy birthday Queen, keep your crown high and shining. We love you so much.
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Some Haikus For The Weird Man In Iceland Who Keeps Sending Me Messages About Luciana Berger
I do have nice tits, but I don’t have time for this. Get laid. Get a life. Get paid. Go outside. Just say you hate Jews and go. You’re so fucking weird. You’re so fucking strange, but I’m not scared, just amused, and full of pity.
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April 1st
Who needs April Fools, when life right now is a joke? I am not laughing.