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New Merchandise
Hola amigos, My store has been updated with new merchandise to celebrate the release of my new EP and short film, Mad About The Girl. You can purchase them here. From now until the 30th of June, you can get 50% off the new products, using the code “PRIDEMAS” Besos, J x
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Flashback – Toast
I saw a woman on the bus, who, from behind, was a very tempting twin of yours, and as I tripped into the seat behind her, which suddenly became lava, I could think of nothing but the way you try to trick me into toast, every morning, by approaching the bed, adorable in an apron,…
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Spiteful Siren
Spiteful siren,jealous of the waves that wash over you,my sweet, out of reach love,there’s nothing else to do,but to retire to my rock,sing sad things about my broken heart and hope you’ll notice,so that I don’t have to be brutally honest. My eyes are brown,my tail is blue, but my soul is green,and I see…
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Flashback – Patrick Fucking Harvie
I once heard Europe’s favourite bisexual, (apart from myself, obvs), Mr Patrick Fucking Harvie, King of the climate change debate, well respected recycler, and the only MSP that Donald Trump truly fears, state, (perhaps I am paraphrasing), that it was time to be far less tolerant, of intolerance. It’s hard to disagree, when you consider…