Sincerely, Jennifer x

Stick To Your Colouring Books, Dickhead

These boys,

posting parchment on the ‘gram,

trying to teach girls how to behave,

calling out for some class,

but talking like they never graduated.

Crying about how every girl,

wants to be Kylie Jenner.

Crying about how girls won’t cover up,

and by cover up,

he means shut up.

These boys,

posting parchment on the ‘gram,

say they want a girl,

with a mind like Jane Austen,

but the problem is,

they act like Giles Coren.

None of these women

asked for your misogynistic musings,

mate.

Puking insecure, incel phrases,

onto parchment,

for the ‘gram,

is not a talent.

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