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New Podcast – What The Actual F*** Is Going On With This Whole Politics Business?
Hola amigos, You can now stream and download the first episode of my brand new politics podcast, What The Actual F*** Is Going On With This Whole Politics Business? from your favourite podcast provider. Stream/Download
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Cat
Yellow eyes in the moonlight,passing by my pained form,laid out across my front lawn,surrounded by streetlights and the cool night’s air.Little cat plays it cool,padding and purring,nuzzling into my neck,as if I’m dead and gone,a stare of surprise when I smile at her affection,and she knows that I live on.
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Flashback – Unicorns
You recline on the couch, declining into the ground, positive that you can patch this up, presenting your wife with a plaster. The plaster is petite, rainbow mane, your very own unicorn, ready for anything, adventuring with anyone, and she’ll leave a trail of light, across your life, seducing smiles back onto broken faces, that…
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Some Haikus For The Weird Man In Iceland Who Keeps Sending Me Messages About Luciana Berger
I do have nice tits, but I don’t have time for this. Get laid. Get a life. Get paid. Go outside. Just say you hate Jews and go. You’re so fucking weird. You’re so fucking strange, but I’m not scared, just amused, and full of pity.
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Sincerely, Jennifer x 