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An Open Letter To Snow
I know that you’re just trying to help.You’ve seen the way we all admire you when you arrive somewhere scenic,lighting up the place,smiles lined across the faces of the cooing crowd,so you probably thought “I’ll cheer them up!”,but honestly love,nobody has time to stop and stare,and nobody has time for the song and dance you…
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I May Not Be The One You Marry
I may not be the one you marry,but…that’s good, actually. According to TikTok,I ought to be distraught,distracting myself by dissecting your wife and all the ways that she is way below me in your ejaculatory estimations,but honestly,she’s so pretty,and all she did was love somebody that I couldn’t keep,so you’ll sleep with her,and I’ll hope…
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Harry and Meghan
She is said to have stolen the spare.They say she bewitched and ensnared him,capturing the man who couldn’t be tamed with her hoodoo, voodoo vixen charms,but the boy was harmed,hitting out at those who stole his youth,used up the lioness that bore him and left her to the wolves. He saw it all.He sat on…