Sincerely, Jennifer x – Episode Guide

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Season 1

Sincerely, Jennifer x (8)

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Episode Name: A First Time For Everything
Original Airing Date: 31.07.17
Readings: Never Say Die (From Summer Of Love), Dear God (From Home Wrecker), Toy Chest (From Last Of The Greenwich Glamour Girls).

In her very first episode, Jennifer discusses the three most important topics… Love, poetry and milkshake.

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Episode Name: Nothing Good Ever Happens On The Morning Commute
Original Airing Date: 01.08.17
Readings: Blue Orchids (From Last Of The Greenwich Glamour Girls), I Do Not Care (From Last Of The Greenwich Glamour Girls).

Everything’s a little loud, so I’m feeling quiet. Two new poems from Last Of The Greenwich Glamour Girls and a good morning to you x

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Episode Name: Let’s Go Sunning
Original Airing Date: 03.08.17
Readings: Postcard (From Holidaydream), Summer Of Love (From Summer Of Love), Birthmark (From Summer Of Love), Home Movies (From Darling, Desperate, Dismal Girl), Yayo, Yano (From Darling, Desperate, Dismal Girl).

Jennifer says goodnight, with some summer poems, and answers your tumblr questions. 

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Episode Name: The Very Early Halloween Special
Original Airing Date: 06.08.17
Readings: Stay Away (From Boo, Bitch), Heart.

Jennifer gets in a Halloween mood too early and shares some spooky stories.

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Episode Name: Something Old, Something New
Original Airing Date: 02.09.17
Readings: Glasgow Caledonian (From Last Of The Greenwich Glamour Girls), Seasons (From Let Me Live), Astronomy (From X), Bay City Rollers (From Last Of The Greenwich Glamour Girls), Conquest (From Casa Azul), Friday Forgiveness (From What Jen Did Next), Splash (From Divisive, Divine), Don’t Wake (From Always The Mistress, Never The Mrs) Ether (From Last Of The Greenwich Glamour Girls), Under Your Bed (From Last Of The Greenwich Glamour Girls), Bloody Blue Eyes (From Hysterical Valentine), The Bedtime Therapist (From Eternity), Carrie (From Last Of The Greenwich Glamour Girls), Monster Truck (From Last Of The Greenwich Glamour Girls), Electric Bills (From Last Of The Greenwich Glamour Girls).

Jennifer prepares for bed by reading from her latest books, the new original collection “Last Of The Greenwich Glamour Girls” and the new love themed compilation “The Things We Did Last Summer”.

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Episode Name: Home Wrecker Preview Show
Original Airing Date: 10.09.17
Readings: (From Home Wrecker) The One Who Lives Inside My Typewriter, Home Wrecker, Everybody, Teenager In Love, Depression Is Not Real?, Mortal Kombat, Just A Kiss, Ash Wednesday.

Jennifer shares a preview of her upcoming book “Home Wrecker”, featuring: “The One Who Lives Inside My Typewriter”, “Home Wrecker”, “Teenager In Love”, “Depression Is Not Real” and more!

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Episode Name: Once You Reach A Certain Point In Your Life, That’s It.
Original Airing Date: 17.09.17
Readings: Sean (From Divisive, Divine), The Robin (From Divisive, Divine), Do Nothing (From Divisive, Divine), The Mature Student (From Portraits From The Pier), Missing (From What Do Little Girls Dream Of?), If I Could, Everything That Mattered (From Summer Of Love), Glasgow Caledonian (From Last Of The Greenwich Glamour Girls), Leave (From Home Wrecker).

Jennifer reads some new poems from Home Wrecker, and some classics from her back catalogue.

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Episode Name: Dating Adventures
Original Airing Date: 19.09.17
Readings: Wardrobe Malfunction (From X), Garden Centre (From Let Me Live), Writing To Carol (From Bigger Than Satan), Romantic Comedy (From Divisive, Divine), Time And Space (From Sleepwalk), Before You (From Baby Steps)

A little earlier than usual, but still perfect for night time. Jennifer reads from her back catalogue and discusses her gay boyfriend. 

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Episode Name: To My Muse
Original Airing Date: 01.10.17
Readings: 03:59, Summer School, The Queen Of Being Quiet, BUT HER EMAILS, My 21st Birthday (From Notes To My Muse), Lovestruck (From Bigger Than Satan), Rain (From Siren Songs To the Sugar Bowl), Tights (From Sincerely, Jennifer x).

Jennifer reads poems inspired by her muse, including several new poems from an upcoming collection, and discusses the current state of the world.

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Episode Name: Marital Advice And Marine Captivity
Original Airing Date: 12.10.17
Readings: Safest Spot, Kneeling In The Garden (From Kissing Boys, Just For The Thrill), I Died (From Notes To My Muse), The Kidnapped Prince Of Iceland.

A very sleepy Jennifer answers some of your questions, gives marital advice, discusses marine captivity and reads five new poems. 

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Episode Name: He Was REALLY Into Dungeons And Dragons
Original Airing Date: 15.10.17
Readings: Giant (From Sincerely, Jennifer x), Beautiful Bottle (From Casa Azul), Told You (From Baby Steps), The Night We Went To An Art Launch (From Notes To My Muse), The Babysitter (From Kissing Boys, Just For The Thrill).

Jennifer shares poems, stories about ex boyfriends, and a brief update on the novel that haunts her.

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Episode Name: My Worst Writing Ever
Original Airing Date: 23.10.17
Readings: The Game (From Kissing Boys, Just For The Thrill), Indie Fave (From Always The Mistress, Never The Mrs), Sleepless In Manchester (From Tiffany, Pls), Eternity (From Eternity).

Jennifer reads some old poems, and new poems, while discussing her worst writing ever, teen trauma, and the struggle for authenticity.

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Episode Name: The Cursed And Very Spooky Halloween Episode
Original Airing Date: 30.10.17
Readings: (From Are You Afraid?) Are You Afraid?, The Presence, Basement, Motherhood, Heart, Bradley’s Girls, Freddy, My Love, Dining At The End Of The World.

Jennifer celebrates her favourite time of the year, Halloween, by talking horror movies, horrific dating stories, and shares some brand new poems from a horror themed collection, “Are You Afraid?”

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Episode Name: I Found My Voice!
Original Airing Date: 13.11.17
Readings: Winter Is Excited (From Sincerely, Jennifer x), Circled With Red Pen (From Eternity), Cupcakes From Damien (From Are You Afraid?), I Loved That Rat (From Siren Songs To The Sugar Bowl), Oh My God, Why? (From Tiffany, Pls).

Jennifer returns, after losing her voice with a cold, to share poetry, stories of her studies and stories of great stupidity.

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Episode Name: Rickshaws and Rebuilding
Original Airing Date: 05.12.17
Readings: Here Too (From Home Wrecker), Mad Man (From Home Wrecker), About That Time, Again (From Enemy Of The State), Stormy Weather (From Stormy Weather), Heart In Boots, Rebuild (From Kissing Boys, Just For The Thrill), Beach Walk (From Drowning In Us).

Jennifer remembers the rickshaw ride from hell, laments her lack of winter clothing, and shares some brand new poetry from her notebook.

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Episode Name: During Narnia???
Original Airing Date: 24.12.17
Readings: Follow (From Baby Steps), Alliterated Aspiration (From Darling Dawn), Lace (From Pretty Baby), Vandalism (From Always The Mistress, Never The Mrs), The Answered, I Want To Be Joan Crawford, Sunday (From Kissing Boys, Just For The Thrill).

Jennifer remembers how a man ruined The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, discusses the pain of losing love, her dreams of being an actress, and reads some old and some new poems.

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Episode Name: The End Of The Winter Hiatus
Original Airing Date: 31.02.18
Readings: Vices, Push Me In The River, Baby (From Kissing Boys, Just For The Thrill), Poison (From What Do Little Girls Dream Of?), Old Boy (From El Hombre Y Su Flor),

Jennifer returns from an unplanned winter break to muse on poetry, the duality of man, and what it means to love someone who is broken.

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Episode Name: Category Is… Everybody Say Love!
Original Airing Date: 11.03.18
Readings: The One Who Has Been Mine, The One Who Is Mine (From Notes To My Muse), Girls Like Us/A Song For Venus, Aye Captain, Jigsaw (From Kissing Boys, Just For The Thrill)

Jennifer reads old and brand new poetry, talks about her muse, and discusses the cold that just won’t quit.

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Episode Name: You’re A Winner, Baby
Original Airing Date: 27.03.18
Readings: Breathe – LizWar – Gabby TaylorMillennial Pink – Laura Kowski, Kissing Boys, Just For The Thrill (From Kissing Boys, Just For The Thrill)

Jennifer shares some contest entries, and an update on some future projects.

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Episode Name: Reading Poetry, Just For The Thrill
Original Airing Date: 02.04.18
Readings: You’re A Crushing Bore (But I’ve Got A Crush On You), Scientist, Murdered (From Kissing Boys, Just For The Thrill)

Jennifer talks restraint, letting go, and biphobia on a brand new episode of Sincerely, Jennifer x.

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Episode Name: First Loves, Last Loves, And Everything In Between
Original Airing Date: 22.04.18
Readings: It’s Season 26 And These Young Queens Still Can’t Sew, Palo Alto Passion, La Buena (From Kissing Boys, Just For The Thrill), Sean (From Divisive, Divine), Cherry Coke.

Jennifer discusses her first love, fast and fleeting loves, how love can save someone, and how it can’t.

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Episode Name: You Fell Asleep, As I Fell In Love
Original Airing Date: 27.05.18
Readings: Bad To The Bow (From Kissing Boys, Just For The Thrill), She’s A Sensitive Girl (From Whatever Happened To Baby Jen?), Staying After School, Twenty Two Forever.

Jennifer previews her latest book “Kissing Boys, Just For The Thrill” along with some other brand new, unreleased poems. She also discusses the process behind her podcast, what modern love is all about, and how she learned to love in her youth.

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Episode Name: What Ever Happened To Baby Jen? (Bonus Episode)
Original Airing Date: 11/06/18
Readings:  Cherry Coke, She’s A Sensitive Girl, Oh Boy, Jennifer, Isn’t That A Beautiful Doll?, A LEtter To Daddy, Late Night Interlude, Charlie, 21st Century Boy Toy, What Ever Happened To Baby Jen? (From What Ever Happened To Baby Jen?)

Hear the brand new audio poetry collection, by Jennifer Juan, “What Ever Happened To Baby Jen?” in full. Covering subjects such as sexual discovery, addiction, heartbreak, self image and parental loss, “What Ever Happened To Baby Jen?” is an immersive and intimate look at the poetry and music of Jennifer Juan.

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Season 2

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Episode Name:  27 (almost), With A New Podcast Episode
Original Airing Date: 13/10/18
Readings: Grey, Love Is An Exorcism, Seaside, Rollercoaster, There’s Something About Kent Girls, #wordporn, Personal (From 27, With A White Lighter)

Jennifer previews her upcoming book “27, With A White Lighter”. She also discusses instapoetry, growing as a writer, her latest love affair and the time a dinosaur came to Blackpool.

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Episode Name:  First Kisses, First Loves and First Mistakes
Original Airing Date: 20/10/18
Readings: He Sent You Flowers, First Kiss, Biro (From 27, With A White Lighter), Kiss You Cowards!!!!, I Drove You Crazy.

Jennifer discusses responsibility in relationships, the relationship between a muse and a writer, her upcoming record “Subliminals” and the dangers of loving when young.

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Episode Name:  The Quite Spooky Halloween Episode
Original Airing Date: 28/10/18
Readings: Our Sweet Love (Bedtime Stories Version), Stay Away (Bedtime Stories Version) Parking With Boys (Bedtime Stories Version).

Jennifer celebrates Halloween by narrating three of her short horror stories.

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Episode Name:  Guess Who Stuck To Her Schedule…
Original Airing Date: 04/11/18
Readings: Shortbread and Israel, Someone To Watch Over Me, The Game 2: A Boy’s Revenge, Rainforest (From 27, With A White Lighter)

Jennifer Juan returns with another episode of her podcast, featuring previews from her upcoming book 27, With A White Lighter, and discussions about cat allergies, forgiveness, vlogging and shortbread.

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Episode Name:  When The World Was At War, We Kept Writing Poetry
Original Airing Date: 11/11/18
Readings: Chain Smoking, I Heard You, Darling (From 27, With A White Lighter), My Father Loved His Horses, Mad Mud (From Sincerely, Jennifer x)

Jennifer Juan spends a rainy Remembrance Sunday, thinking about society, the sacrifices made by the people who came before her, finding her place in the world, and darling dipsomania.

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Episode Name:  Cheer Up Love. It Might Never Happen. (Bonus Episode)
Original Airing Date: 11/11/18
Readings: Love Lessons (From Home Wrecker), Two For Joy, Ours, Knots, The Back Of Your Mind (From Stormy Weather)

Jennifer Juan returns, with a bonus episode, of more positive content, to balance out a previously dark episode.

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Episode Name:  PORN! Now I have your attention, here are some poems.
Original Airing Date: 18/11/18
Readings: Bradley’s Browser History, Too Damn Loud, Planting Roses (From Drowning In Us), Beguiled (From Kissing Boys, Just For The Thrill)

Jennifer Juan snuggles under the covers on a Sunday evening to talk about the unusual way one of her poems began, what happens when someone doesn’t call, vulnerability and… well… porn.

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Episode Name:  Sad Girl’s Love Song
Original Airing Date: 23/11/18
Readings: Blanket Boy, Kiss, You Cowards!, Maybe He’ll Come Back, Staying After School, Sad Girl’s Love Song, Wishing, A Moonlit Kiss in The West End (From Sad Girl’s Love Song)

Jennifer Juan shares her brand new audio poetry collection Sad Girl’s Love Song.

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Episode Name:  Gals Being Pals, All Over Your Husband’s Bed…
Original Airing Date: 25/11/18
Readings: Just Because I Can (From Siren Songs To The Sugar Bowl), Told You (From Baby Steps), Be Lucky, Darling (From Drowning In Us), The Importance Of Being Earnestly Yours (From Summer Of Love), Bigger Than Satan (From Bigger Than Satan), Violets, Bon Anniversaire, Bitch (From 27, With A White Lighter)

Jennifer Juan prepares for bed while discussing gal pals, invading people’s dreams, whether she is Jesus, and how to keep hold of yourself when falling in love.

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Episode Name:  Two Girls Walk Into A Bar
Original Airing Date: 02/12/18
Readings: You Say You Love Me, Summer Sun (From 27, With A White Lighter), Longing (From In His Life), Two Girls Walk Into A Bar (From Sleepwalk)

Jennifer Juan prepares for bed while discussing mirror universes, Christmas in London, expectations vs reality, and having your heart broken.

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Episode Name: The Surprising Benefits Of Being An Iguana
Original Airing Date: 09/12/18
Readings: Royal Weddings (From 27, With A White Lighter), Mundane (From Stormy Weather), Some Things Are Worth Waiting For (And Some Are Not)

Jennifer Juan sits up with you, late at night to discuss selfishness in sex, missing someone you love, why she needs a cohost, and the surprising benefits of being an Iguana. 

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Episode Name: A Gun, With Tomorrow On The Side
Original Airing Date: 16/12/18
Readings: I Know (From Casa Azul), Loving A Librarian (From 27, With A White Lighter), Do I Ever Learn?, A Gun With Tomorrow On The Side, It’s A Prank, Bro.

Jennifer Juan drops into your life, late on a Sunday (or whenever you decide to listen to this episode) to discuss being self destructive, her accidental influence on the British government, clickbait, and sliding into the DMs.

This episode does not contain yawning, but does contain an impression of Los Angeles YouTubers that is probably less funny in real life than it was in Jennifer’s head when she recorded it.

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Episode Name: Adulthood Is A SCAM!
Original Airing Date: 27/12/18
Readings: 27, With A White Lighter (From 27, With A White Lighter), Cien Años (From What Do Little Girls Dream Of), We Need To Talk About Onision, Make Nuclear Love Not Nuclear War.

Jennifer Juan is back. It isn’t a Sunday, and this episode is technically late, but to be fair, she had a birthday party to attend.

In this episode, she discusses all your favourite, cheery holiday topics, such as nuclear war, problematic youtubers, her dating ambitions for 2019, and the answers to some of your burning questions.

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Episode Name: I’m Just A Podcast Host, Nobody Loves Me (She’s Just A Podcast Host, From A Poor Family)
Original Airing Date: 20/01/19
Readings: Nothing Really Matters, Lilac Lighter, A Poem, Starlight, WELP, Reviews.

Jennifer Juan is back, finally. After an unexpected winter hiatus, she returns to share poetry and stories with you.

Late at night, she snuggles under the covers to discuss Bohemian Rhapsody, chewits, criticism and dick pics.

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Episode Name: Ol’ Brown Eyes Is Back
Original Airing Date: 28/01/19
Readings: Hazel Eyes, Arts and Crafts, Ol’ Brown Eyes Is Back, Sleep Paralysis Paradise, Yet Another Dig At The WeLo Queens. Cool Story, Bro.

Today, Jennifer discusses beloved poets that are also plagiarisers, mumsnet, western beauty standards, and the struggles of sleeping, when a ghost may or may not be in love with her.

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Episode Name: Well, Just Wake Up, Kiss The Good Life Goodbye
Original Airing Date: 03/02/19
Readings: Penge East To Bickley, Do Babies Know That Life Is A Scam?, Little Red Running Hood, Bathroom Lines, The Good Life.

Today, Jennifer discusses realistic expectations, psychics, how much babies know, and why London is the home of rudeness.

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Episode Name: Great Expectations
Original Airing Date: 07/02/19
Readings: Compeyson (From Darling, Desperate, Dismal Girl), MySpace, Collaboration.

Today, Jennifer discusses being jilted at the altar, social media, and unprofessional interaction.

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Episode Name: Hotline To Heaven
Original Airing Date: 10/02/19
Readings: Love Of My Life, Hotline To Heaven, Necklace, Handwriting.

Today, Jennifer discusses her new house, her handwriting, and mental health services in England.

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Episode Name: The Very Romantic Valentine’s Day Special
Original Airing Date: 14/02/19
Readings: Hunger, Hitchcock In A Push Up Bra, One Great Marriage, Wet, Yearbook, Magpies, Beautiful Baby.

On a special Valentine’s Day episode, Jennifer discusses the power of attraction, her journey to discovering her sexuality, and why she can’t get enough of older men.

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Episode Name: A Passion That Had Moved Into His Body, Like A Stranger
Original Airing Date: 17/02/19
Readings: A Passion That Had Moved Into His Body, Like A Stranger, Wrapped Up Love, Taste, Everyone’s Tough Until Franceska Mann Comes Around, Eight Twenty One, Baby, I’m In Love.

On today’s episode, Jennifer discusses love beyond the grave, insecurity, and why wine is a scam.

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Episode Name: Who Is Aimee?
Original Airing Date: 24/02/19
Readings: Toast, Aimee, Grey Girl, Brandon Teena, My Man Is Many Things, Dear Ashli.

On today’s episode, Jennifer discusses why glasses make a person hot, whether breakfast is a scam, paedophile hunters, and what her childhood self would think of her as an adult.

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Episode Name: Get In Loser, We’re Starting A Cult
Original Airing Date: 03/03/19
Readings: Buzzfeed Me, Zaddy, Oh, Mate, Everybody Has A Cult Leader, And I Guess You’re Mine, Stick To Your Colouring Books, Dickhead

On today’s episode, Jennifer discusses whether she should start a cult or not, whether male romance writers are held to a higher or lower standard than female writers, what to do about the housing crisis, and whether the friend zone is real, or fictional. 

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Episode Name: Life, Uh, Finds A Way
Original Airing Date: 10/03/19
Readings: Life, Uh, Finds A Way, So, You’ve Decided To Become A Ghost, Here’s To The Kids Who Wear Purple, Spirits.

On today’s episode, Jennifer discusses being a ghost, Dinosaurs, parenting and drinking to forget. 

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Episode Name: Burning With Desire, For Your Bunny Rabbit
Original Airing Date: 17/03/19
Readings: I Am Uncharted Territory, and She Is Wearing An Explorer’s Hat, Weird Dreams, Bunny Rabbit, Girls In The Graveyard, Honeymoon.

On today’s episode, Jennifer discusses the weird dreams she has, the art of teasing and falling in and out of love.

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Episode Name: I Want To Be In Love, This Summer
Original Airing Date: 24/03/19
Readings: Gloss, Priceless, Fortune, Beautiful Bad Hombre

On today’s episode, Jennifer discusses the adventures she has in department stores, why kissing her will leave you covered in glitter and how Donald Trump and the band 5ive inspired one of her latest poems.

She also does a random tarot reading for you. You know, like one of those YouTubers.

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Episode Name: I Know You. I Walked With You, Once Upon A Dream
Original Airing Date: 31/03/19
Readings: She Wore Black And White, Again, December 1952, Pon Farr

On today’s episode, Jennifer discusses meeting her sixteen year old self, serial killers, her student days, and what she gets up to in bed.

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Episode Name: The Trouble With Moving To Los Angeles
Original Airing Date: 07/04/19
Readings: A Tweet About Israel, Don’t Be A Bitch, I Just Want To Get To Know You, The Trouble With Moving To Los Angeles, The Time We Tried To Get To Covent Garden

On today’s episode, Jennifer discusses where she calls home, moving to LA, getting lost, and being found by the wrong person.

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Episode Name: The Girl On The Island
Original Airing Date: 14/04/19
Readings: Early Autumn, Navigation, Fulfilled, The Girl On The Island, St Pancras, Wallpaper

On today’s episode, Jennifer discusses whether the world cares about her being in love or not, why she isn’t so fucking grateful for her ex (Sorry Ari), confronting her difficult past, and what became of The Boy On The Island.

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Episode Name: Drowning In Us
Original Airing Date: 16/04/19
Readings: Prologue, Beach Walk, First Date, Baby Back There, Stars, Ballroom Dancing, Planting Roses, Be Lucky Darling, Kokomo, If I Could, Epilogue (From Drowning In Us)

Marina has ruined her life. Feeling unfulfilled, she has walked out on her boyfriend, a decent job and and her whole life in London, and after taking several wrong turns on the way to a pity party at her sister’s house, has arrived in Blackpool, with only her credit card and a sense of regret for company.

Depressed and searching for a sign of what the universe wants her to do, Marina meets and falls for a handsome coast guard, Grant. Is Grant all he appears to be? Can Marina let down her guard and let love in? Is love what she needs right now?

Explore “Drowning In Us”, the media project by Jennifer Juan, combining romantic poetry, micro fiction, music and film, “Drowning In Us” will take you on a journey you’ll never forget.

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Season 3

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Episode Name: I’m Your Boyfriend Now, Nancy
Original Airing Date: 21/04/19
Readings: Comcast, Sweetness, Dead Doll, All You Need Is Smiles, I’m Your Boyfriend Now, Nancy.

On today’s episode, Jennifer discusses the power of memories, coming to terms with the end of a relationship, and being haunted.

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Episode Name: A Tempest. A Teen Temptress.
Original Airing Date: 28/04/19
Readings: Driving In Circles, Siren Sailor, Sant Jordi, Yes. No. Yes. No.

On today’s episode, Jennifer discusses English identity, Catalan culture, second chances and her dramatic teenage years.

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Episode Name: Butterflies Only Live So Long
Original Airing Date: 05/05/19
Readings: Lambs Who Live With The Stars, Butterflies Only Live So Long, Boyz 4 Now, Surfer Moon

On today’s episode, Jennifer reacts to confessions from her audience, discusses her favourite musicians, her greatest fears and casual dating.

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Episode Name: Some Next Man’s Other Woman
Original Airing Date: 12/05/19
Readings: Boys Who Like Playing With Cats, Some Next Man’s Other Woman, Sincerely, Jennifer x, Let Me Be Your Drug, Darling

On today’s episode, Jennifer talks about riding bikes (among other things), the British tabloids, the contents of letters with her pen pal and her drunken adventures

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Episode Name: We’ll Run Away And Get Married Anyhow
Original Airing Date: 19/05/19
Readings: You Make Me Happy, We’ll Run Away And Get Married Anyhow, Needs, Watching Waves, New Year, New Me.

On today’s episode, Jennifer talks about relationships with creators, being a water baby, her aversion to new year’s celebrations and why she still hasn’t watched Game Of Thrones.

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Episode Name: Springtime For Britain
Original Airing Date: 26/05/19
Readings: Aberforth Rides Again, Diary, London Road, Springtime For Britain, You Killed Summer

On today’s episode, Jennifer talks about casual racism, milkshakes, her evil childhood friend with a taste for spleens and how she was conquered by Game Of Thrones.

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Episode Name: Lost Episode – Bedtime Rambles
Original Airing Date: 02/06/19
Readings: Winter (From Holidaydream), Sincerely, Jennifer x (From Sincerely, Jennifer x), Tonight’s The Night (From Always The Mistress, Never The Mrs), Things I’m Too Polite To Say, I’m Sure, Medicine Cabinet (From Kissing Boys, Just For The Thrill), Beauty School Graduate (From Coral Island)

On today’s episode, Jennifer time travels back to 2017, to share an old episode that she previously lost the files for, with brand new additional commentary from current day Jennifer.

Jennifer discusses manipulation, marriage, the potential of actually going on a date with someone (kinda) her age and, weirdly enough time travel. 

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Episode Name: He Tells Me I Taste Like A Candy Store
Original Airing Date: 02/06/19
Readings: Scavenger Hunt, Breakfast Means Breakfast, The Gale Girls, Candy Store

On today’s episode, Jennifer talks about obsessional behaviour, her love for Judy Garland, the hunt for the perfect lover, and whether it is okay to laugh at memes of a tearful Theresa May. 

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Episode Name: If I Can Make It There, I’ll Make It Anywhere
Original Airing Date: 09/06/19
Readings: Night Of The Living Dead, Rights, Rad But Sad

On today’s episode, Jennifer is joined by the author of The Weighing Of The Heart, Paul Tudor Owens, as he discusses his journey to publication, the inspiration behind his novel and life in New York. Jennifer also discusses LGBT history, inventing words and life as a zombie. 

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Episode Name: The Well Of Loneliness
Original Airing Date: 16/06/19
Readings: Virgin Vogue, Communist Pin Up, The Well Of Loneliness, Insomnia

On today’s episode, Jennifer talks about social anxiety, being boycotted, falling in love with everybody and the adventures of Little Muffin. 

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Episode Name: Oh No, Jeremy Corbyn!
Original Airing Date: 23/06/19
Readings: When I Look At You, The Never Ending Sacrifice, Million Dollar Marilyn Monroe, Celebrate Your Life

On today’s episode, Jennifer talks about what community means to her, changing in a relationship, being disappointed with allies and falling in love on buses.

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Episode Name: Solidarity, Until It Gets Too Sapphic
Original Airing Date: 30/06/19
Readings: Dragons, Solidarity, Until It Gets Too Sapphic, Patrick Harvie, Faith

 On today’s episode, Jennifer talks about agreeing to disagree on life’s big questions, saving the planet, and making friends with dragons.

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Episode Name: The Last Will And Testament Of Jennifer Juan
Original Airing Date: 07/07/19
Readings: Sunflowers, I Missed You, On The 6th Of July, You Are Not Ted Hughes, Trauma

On today’s episode, Jennifer talks about The Little Mermaid, Sylvia Plath, straight pride, and her final requests to her loved ones before she dies.

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Episode Name: September Song
Original Airing Date: 21/07/19
Readings: September Song, Ace Of Hearts, Beautiful Monsters, Mistress Mermaid

On today’s episode, Jennifer talks about the future of her career, how her holiday has been, dating older men, and more about her adventures as a mermaid.

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Episode Name: IceBae??????
Original Airing Date: 21/07/19
Readings: Not Like The Other Girls, Dream Girl, Underground, Gravesend Ferry

On today’s episode, Jennifer talks about making peace with school bullies, the whole #IceBae situation, making friends with Pocahontas and snuggling with Luis Miguel on the beach.

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Episode Name: Boris Johnson ASMR? Get into it, kids…
Original Airing Date: 28/07/19
Readings: Polite, Like Someone In…, Socialism And Scottish Civic Nationalism, Stardom

On today’s episode, Jennifer tries ASMR again, discusses being inspired by the new Prime Minister and childhood dreams. She also debuts a brand new segment of the show and tries to find the lighter side of losing someone.

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Episode Name: Welsh Peppa Pig, #BoycottAdam, and Being Your Own Sugar Daddy
Original Airing Date: 04/08/19
Readings: Angels With Dirty Diamonds, Life Is Beautiful, Run For Your Life

On today’s episode, Jennifer talks about the current boycott of Rhys Ernst’s new movie “Adam”, the benefits of being your own sugar daddy, why Peppa Pig is better in Welsh, what the worst song by The Beatles is, and what kind of relationship she’s looking for in 2019.

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Episode Name: If The Bomb Drops…
Original Airing Date: 11/08/19
Readings: What We Already Know, Darling Disgrace, Spoilers, Four Minute Warning

On today’s episode, Jennifer talks about why defining yourself by your mistakes is a mistake, gun crime in the US, knife crime in the UK, and what she plans to do if the UK is ever attacked with a nuclear bomb.

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Episode Name: The People’s Republic Of Unrest
Original Airing Date: 18/08/19
Readings: 0 Days Since My Heart’s Last Nonsense, The People’s Republic Of Unrest, Dover

On today’s episode, Jennifer talks about why freedom of speech matters, being vulnerable in love, the migrant crisis, and the plagiarism scandal that surrounds the Crime Junkie podcast.

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Episode Name: …And That’s Why I Drink
Original Airing Date: 25/08/19
Readings: …And That’s Why I Drink, Reading Glasses, Rebirth Of A Naturalist, Casa Azul, Double Agent (Short Story)

On today’s episode, Jennifer talks about rediscovering writers that she couldn’t understand in her youth, her troubled love affair on the tube, the tale of two Alexandra Phillips’ and what she really thinks about sex dolls.

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Episode Name: The People’s Princess, Poisoned Cupcakes and Prorogued Parliaments
Original Airing Date: 01/09/19
Readings: May Queen, Sleeping With The Fishes, The People’s Princess Of My Heart, Art Ho

On today’s episode, Jennifer talks about why the world loves Princess Diana, performance anxiety, bodies in the Thames and the current constitutional chaos in the UK.

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Episode Name:  Pennywise is CANCELLED!
Original Airing Date: 15/09/19
Readings: The Queen and The Republican, R+E, Your Resignation Is So Exciting, The Circle Of Death

On today’s episode, Jennifer talks about LGBT icon Pennywise the dancing clown being CANCELLED, the latest Brexit drama, and why love makes hypocrites of us all.

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Episode Name: Little Mix Fans Ended Katie Hopkins. We Have No Choice But To Stan.
Original Airing Date: 22/09/19
Readings: Lip Gloss O’Clock, Anyone Who Knows What Love Is (Will Be Confused As F**k), Mmm Whatcha’ Say, What Else Can We Do?

On today’s episode, Jennifer talks about writing Christmas songs, how Little Mix fans ended Katie Hopkins, revisionist history and what Lip Gloss O’Clock means.

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Episode Name: Drunk And In Love On The DLR
Original Airing Date: 29/09/19
Readings: Don’t Worry Baby, Smothered, Angel Forever, Completely, DLR

On today’s episode, Jennifer talks about the dangers of being drunk and in love on public transport, being patronised, the romance of grief and her most controversial luxury hot take yet.

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Episode Name: #NotAllMenNeedToEmailMeAboutNotAllMen
Original Airing Date: 06/10/19
Readings: Fine Wine and Smirnoff Ice, Life Thru A Lens, Left Behind, All The Way, Aspects Of The Dreamy

On today’s episode, Jennifer talks about emotional maturity, whether cultural appropriation is a real issue or not, and if public shaming is cool or cruel.

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Episode Name: Lifestyles Of The Loved And Blameless
Original Airing Date: 13/10/19
Readings: Lifestyles Of The Loved And Blameless, Treehouse, Extinction Extinction, Smoke Of The City

On today’s episode, Jennifer talks about being a stuck up kitten, being an accidental almost vegan, being the daughter of a childish man, and being tired of Extinction Rebellion

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Episode Name: Girl Gamers, #FreeKesha and… Ellen.
Original Airing Date: 20/10/19
Readings: Baking, In Which Jennifer Asserts Herself, For The Very First Time, Release Your Feminism As A Single, Deus Ex Machina

 

On today’s episode, Jennifer talks about being a nightmare in the kitchen, whether her destiny lies in being a girl gamer, why women in the entertainment industry are failing each other, and her opinion on the whole Ellen scandal.

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Episode Name: The Time Has Come To Abolish New Year’s Eve.
Original Airing Date: 27/10/19
Readings: Comic Sans, Midsummering, An Island Blue, Long Live The Queen

 

On today’s episode, Jennifer talks about the upcoming Christmas Crisis, the duality of man, whether it really is okay not to be okay, and her plans to abolish New Year’s Eve. She also answers questions from listeners on poetry, songwriting, Halloween, make up and her opinions on France. 

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Episode Name: In The Garden Of The Free Children
Original Airing Date: 31/10/19

On today’s episode, Jennifer looks at the mysterious religious movement, The Garden Of The Free Children, a cult like group that has sprung up in the UK, and appears to have sinister motives. She speaks with a member of the group about the strange things happening within the group, the terrifying recruitment techniques of the group, and the horrible fate of some of its members.

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Episode Name: The Sadder But Wiser Girl
Original Airing Date: 03/11/19
Readings: Crocodile, Hair, Nauczyciel, Little Muffin, The Sadder But Wiser Girl

 

On today’s episode, Jennifer talks about the challenges of being human, the glamour of Greenwich, allyship to Muslim women, emotional labour, and why it’s time to ban fireworks.

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Episode Name: I Came Here To Drink Milk And Kink Shame Racists, And I’ve Just Finished My Milk…
Original Airing Date: 10/11/19
Readings:  Gemini, Moving On, Responsibility, Birthday

 

On today’s episode, Jennifer talks about why racism is apparently now sexy, the bravery of activist Sammy Woodhouse, and why ageing isn’t as bad as we all think. Jennifer also discusses the latest dramas in the upcoming general election, in the new segment, What The F**k Is Going On With This Whole Election Business?

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Episode Name: In Which Jennifer Juan Forms A Coalition
Original Airing Date: 17/11/19
Readings: Twenty Four Hours, Always?, Ghost Duet, Casablanca

On today’s episode, Jennifer talks about her adventures in dreamland, taking risks, fire safety in the UK, and… um… her new boyfriend. Jennifer also discusses the latest dramas in the upcoming general election, including free broadband, Scottish Independence and Boris Johnson getting a new bus.

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Episode Name: Enamorada de Ti
Original Airing Date: 24/11/19
Readings: Enamorada de Ti, Chapter, Stupid, Special, Stunning Girl, Condition

On today’s episode, Jennifer talks about being afraid to be affectionate, the importance of self love, LGBT couples on Strictly Come Dancing and the trouble with taking selfies. Jennifer also discusses the latest dramas in the upcoming general election, including the first debate between Boris Johnson and Jeremy Corbyn, the big policies from the UK’s political parties, and FactCheckUK-gate.

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Episode Name: Please Daddy, Can We Have A Brexit Extension?
Original Airing Date: 01/12/19
Readings: Under The Weather, Waiting, Closer To Madness, Tell Me Again, Stay Together

On today’s episode, Jennifer talks conspiracy theories, songwriting, opening yourself up to joy, and what happened to Steve Brookstein, from The X Factor. Jennifer also discusses the latest dramas in the upcoming general election, including ice sculptures, Michael Gove vs Stormzy, Andrew Neil vs Everybody but Boris and the exciting debates between leaders.

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Episode Name: Have Yourself A Jenny Little Christmas
Original Airing Date: 08/12/19
Readings: The Early Christmas Present, Everything Is Fine, Don’t Give Into Despair

On today’s very special Christmas episode, join Jennifer as she discusses the best and worst of Christmas, shares her gift wrapping tips, and celebrates the most wonderful time of year with you. 

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Episode Name: Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Faking Your Own Death
Original Airing Date: 15/12/19
Readings: A Day In Which She Wasn’t Late (For Once), Night Walks, Monster Movie, If I Loved Him

On today’s episode, Jennifer distracts herself from the hell of the election results with some new poems and discussions, such as her plans to fake her own death, monster movies, why accepting yourself is so difficult, and late nights at the beach. She also delves in to the good and bad points of the recent election, and whether the Union is a scam…

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Episode Name: What The F**k Went On With That Election Business? What The F**k Happens Now?
Original Airing Date: 18/12/19

On today’s special episode, Jennifer recaps the 2019 General Election. If you haven’t got enough of messy British politics, join Jennifer Juan as she takes you back through the highs and lows of one of the wildest campaigns in modern history, and looks at what comes next.

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Episode Name: Harry Potter and The Cancellation Of J.K Rowling
Original Airing Date: 22/12/19
Readings: Mwah, So, You’re My Suzette, The Days Dwindle Down, Revoltingly Unfaithful

On today’s episode, Jennifer talks about seduction techniques, letting go of the past and the recent controversies surrounding J.K Rowling, and the movie Cats. Jennifer also updates you on the first week back at Parliament, and what comes next.

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Episode Name: Boxing Day Sales Are A Scam, But These 2020 Predictions Are Super Legit!
Original Airing Date: 29/12/19
Readings: 13th November, Train Crash, Fire Of My Loins

On today’s episode, Jennifer talks about her relationship with her work, why Boxing Day sales are a scam, finding her way out of a damaging and dangerous relationship, and finding her way into a healing and beautiful one.

She also gives you the low down on what could be happening for you in 2020, with an interactive pick a card reading of your future.

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Episode Name: Don’t Mention The War!
Original Airing Date: 05/01/20
Readings: Whoops, I Married A Capricorn, Projection, Newlyweds, Good Morning Starlight

On today’s episode, Jennifer talks about what kind of serial killer she would be, projection of bad habits, whether world war three is actually going to happen or not, and waking up with the perfect person.

Jennifer also updates you on the recent events in British politics, including the row over peerages, the labour leadership contest, and Layla Moran coming out.

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Episode Name: Him & Her
Original Airing Date: 12/01/20
Readings: Him & Her, So Cute, Always The Mistress, Never The Mrs

On today’s episode, Jennifer talks about anxiety, ad libbing, how her life resembles a romance anime, and the wonders of notebook theatre therapy.

Jennifer also updates you on the recent events in British politics, including the latest on Labour’s search for a leader, the next step for Brexit, the tentative but triumphant return of Stormont, and what some English MPs think about Scottish Independence. 

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Episode Name: Lisa Nandy Is Coming To Town… and She’s Gonna Pistol Whip Your Abuela
Original Airing Date: 19/01/20
Readings: To The Catholic Brexiteer, Don’t Remember Me

On today’s episode, Jennifer talks about how she will be remembered, avoiding being drawn back to an ex, mixed race couples, and whether platforms like YouTube and Twitter share responsibility for the problematic behaviour of their users, including the notorious Onision and Kai.

Jennifer also updates you on the recent events in British politics, including English MPs giving their hot takes on Catalonia and Scotland, Jess Phillips and Rebecca Long – Bailey’s weeks from hell, Keir Starmer’s links to iconic queen, Bridget Jones, and the key differences between a mandate in England and a mandate in the rest of the union.

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Episode Name: Jennifer Juan! No surrender! Her takes are luxury! Her poetry is tender!
Original Airing Date: 26/01/20
Readings: He Knows How To Spell My Name, Love Game

On today’s episode, Jennifer talks about Laurence Fox getting drunk on privilege, how some people are getting away with murder, why she should represent the UK in the Eurovision Song Contest and how to forgive yourself for your mistakes.

Jennifer also updates you on the recent events in British politics, including Labour’s fairweather feminism, cringe culture in politics, student debt and the devolved assemblies withholding consent over Brexit.

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Episode Name: Maybe It’s Not Quite Over, For Calais and Dover… But Maybe, It Is
Original Airing Date: 26/01/20
Readings: BoJack Horseman, Sleeping

On today’s episode, Jennifer discusses turning 28, her right to sleep for the rest of her life, and surprising benefits of Brexit to her bank account.

Jennifer also updates you on the recent events in British politics, including Dawn Butler’s big spoken word debut, Jeremy Corbyn tributes, Emily Thornberry’s very strong feelings about the SNP, and, of course, Brexit.

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Episode Name: What’s The Deal With Love? Is The UK Racist? Why Is Everyone Yelling At Jameela Jamil?
Original Airing Date: 09/02/20
Readings: Inevitably, Nobody Left To Speak For Me

On today’s episode, Jennifer discusses allowing herself to be loved, the truth about British society, Jameela Jamil’s recent drama with the LGBT community, and why she has grown to hate the poem “First They Came…”

Jennifer also updates you on the recent events in British politics, including Lisa Nandy’s continued obsession with Scotland, Lloyd Russell-Moyle’s bizarre twitter rant at a journalist, English votes for English Laws and the journos of Downing Street rebelling against Boris Johnson.

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Episode Name: Love Is In The Air and On The Airwaves
Original Airing Date: 14/02/20
Readings: Shadows, You Do

On today’s episode, Jennifer celebrates Valentine’s Day with you, answers some of your questions, discusses weddings, dates and how to spend Valentine’s Day, if you’re single.

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Episode Name: Time Is A Dangerous Thing For A Woman Like Me To Have, But I Have It.
Original Airing Date: 16/02/20
Readings: Saturday, Teddy Bear, Time Is A Dangerous Thing For A Woman Like Me To Have, But I Have It

On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about how she overcame her fear of constantly annoying everyone around her, feeling safe in relationships, being authentic as a creator, and whether the press and social media need to be regulated, following the deaths of a number of celebrities, due to trolling and bullying.

Jennifer also updates you on the recent events in British politics, including missing relatable Queen, Emily Thornberry, Richard Burgon and Rebecca Long Bailey’s big media empire, Labour’s continued woes in Scotland and Wales.

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Episode Name: Where Angels Fear To Tread
Original Airing Date: 23/02/20
Readings: Where Angels Fear To Tread, There Is No Hope Of A Cure, Monster Mansion, Nobody Else Is Really Here

On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about what freedom means to her, prison reform, why tarot cards play an important part in her relationship, and the viral story of Quaden Bayles, and what society can do to reduce bullying.

Jennifer also updates you on the recent events in British politics, including blue passports for Brexit, speculation on the future of Nicola Sturgeon, Boris Johnson being labelled a racist, and Boris Johnson ignoring several opportunities to prove he isn’t a racist.

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Episode Name: Behind The Lyrics, With Jennifer Juan #1
Original Airing Date: 23/02/20

On today’s bonus episode, Jennifer breaks down her songwriting process, and discusses the meaning and themes of some of her songs. 

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Episode Name: Playing Pete and Ariana, In Those Early Days
Original Airing Date: 01/03/20
Readings: Astronomy – This Time It’s Personal, I Love You, So, So Much, Ilya, Queen Of The Underworld

On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about the thin line between love and hate, family history and identity, dealing with sadness, how manufactured outrage runs the world, and her thoughts on the UK’s Eurovision entry.

Jennifer also updates you on the recent events in British politics, including Yorkshire Tea Gate, Richard Burgon’s big idea for revolutionising political education, the DUP baiting the LGBT community, yet again, Tory MPs getting their bits out for the lads (and ladettes), the fallout from the Westminster abuse inquiry and Rebecca Long Bailey being dragged for… *checks notes* doing nice things for her son.

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Episode Name: Behind The Lyrics, With Jennifer Juan #2
Original Airing Date: 04/03/20

Featuring The Songs: Hard Drive, Angel Forever, Sleepwalking, Trauma, Incommunicado

On today’s bonus episode, Jennifer breaks down her songwriting process, and discusses the meaning and themes of some of her songs. 

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Episode Name: Is International Women’s Day A Scam?
Original Airing Date: 08/03/20
Readings: Yet Another Angsty Thought About My Tarot Cards, The Creator Of Divine Revolution

On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about talking to strangers, how happiness changes you, her thoughts on International Women’s Day, and dramatic break ups. 

Jennifer also updates you on the recent events in British politics, including the return of the domestic abuse bill, the status of the government’s research into grooming gangs, Amber Rudd’s quest to be uncancelled, Scotland’s budget, and the Lib Dem drama that only Lib Dem’s seem bothered about.

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Episode Name: What The Actual F**k Is Going On With This Whole Coronavirus Business?
Original Airing Date: 15/03/20
Readings: Little Girl Lost/What’s Wrong?, After, Recovery

On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about sad girl wednesdays, the road to recovery, OK Boomer Girl, and what the actual f**k is going on with this whole Coronavirus business.

Jennifer also updates you on the recent events in British politics, including the big news from the Budget at Westminster, panic in Parliament as Coronavirus comes to visit, why English men are yelling at Nicola Sturgeon, the London Mayoral Elections and the never ending Labour Leadership Election.

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Episode Name: Happy World Poetry Day!
Original Airing Date: 21/03/20
Readings: Confessions Of An Angsty Flyer, Self Isolation Saturday, Marked

On today’s bonus episode, for World Poetry Day, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about flight related anxiety, self isolation during the Coronavirus outbreak and why lip gloss is actually a really big deal. 

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Episode Name: Up The Workers! Down With Viral Singing Videos!
Original Airing Date: 22/03/20
Readings: Pancakes And Orange Juice, Tea Tree, So What If I Was Slightly Drunk When I Wrote This?, 07:48

On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about dinner dates in the mountains, dealing with insecurities, skincare in the modern world, and the most pressing pandemic of our lifetimes… celebrities posting cringe content during self isolation.

Jennifer also updates you on the recent events in British politics, including the government’s plans to help businesses and the public during the coronavirus outbreak, why MPs should have social media managers, the Windrush scandal and the latest on the killing of Harry Dunn.

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Episode Name: The NHS Has The Clap, Bojo’s Has The Rona, And Jennifer Has Ambitions, Honey.
Original Airing Date: 29/03/20
Readings: Affectionate Influenza, 10:26, Pedantic Preacher, The Ghost That Haunts London City Airport

On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about training as a doctor, going to prison, haunting airports, and weird dreams.

Jennifer also updates you on the recent events in British politics, including the government’s plans to self employed people, Covid-19’s big return to Westminster, clapping as a cure for the ailing NHS, and the season finale of Jeremy Corbyn.

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Episode Name: Here Come The Working Class Girls!
Original Airing Date: 05/04/20
Readings: The Mad Queen, Clownery, Luv, Go To Waste In The Wrong Arms, Halloween Hell, Grounded

On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about writing challenges, Jeffree Star’s pandemic PR stunt, movie marathons with someone special, doing her nails with Morrissey, and her many adventures at the park.

Jennifer also updates you on the recent events in British politics, including the #AskRishi kerfuffle, Ruth Davidson’s twitter mishaps, digital cabinet meetings and the exciting first episode in a new season of… The Labour Party.

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Episode Name: Blinded By The Light
Original Airing Date: 12/04/20
Readings: Concerned Whispers and Online Rumours, Violet and Lilac, The Things I See In The Dark, Blinded By The Light, Daddy’s Girl

On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about lip fillers, being paid by the Israeli and Scottish governments, an affair with a rich and powerful man, the death of dreaming, how to get through the coronavirus crisis, and her amazingly cool cats, Violet and Lilac.

Jennifer also tells your fortune and updates you on the recent events in British politics, including the new labour shadow cabinet, Boris Johnson’s hospitalisation and Priti Patel’s guide to losing respect and alienating people.

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Episode Name: O Summer, Where Art Thou?
Original Airing Date: 19/04/20
Readings: Seven, Overtired, Overemotional, Over Me, Summer Nights, Disappointed, Devoted

On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about social shaming in the current climate, working on new music in quarantine, feeling lost in the crazy new world she finds herself in, and whether summer is truly lost this year.

Jennifer also updates you on the recent events in British politics, including the rollout of testing for social care patients, the latest Labour Party drama and Matt Hancock suddenly remembering he’s also responsible for social care.

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Episode Name: Diverse Verse
Original Airing Date: 23/04/20

On today’s episode, Jennifer shares the pilot for her new radio show, Diverse Verse, featuring an interview with poet and film maker Nicole Cyrus, and some poems from Jennifer, Josi and October Falls.

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Episode Name: LESBIANS! Now that I have your attention, here is a podcast (that also contains lesbians).
Original Airing Date: 26/04/20
Readings: Sant Jordi, With You, Gardening, Englishness, Bread

On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about spending Sant Jordi with someone she loves, rejecting Englishness, her feelings on Lesbian Visibility Week and how you have the power to hold companies to account in the aftermath of Coronavirus.

Jennifer also updates you on the recent events in British politics, including the chaos of digital Parliament, the hunt for PPE, the latest Boris Johnson drama and the return of “Ethics in journalism” discourse.

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Episode Name: Maybe The Real Treasure Was The Gang Of “Crazy Ex Girlfriends” We Made Along The Way…
Original Airing Date: 03/05/20
Readings: Confessions of a Self Aware Manic Pixie Dream Girl, The Man I Love, Nobody Makes It Out Alive

On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about creating during the coronavirus crisis, being labelled as a “quirky girl”, lucid dreaming and what a funny coincidence it is that all men just happen to have a long list of “crazy” ex girlfriends…

Jennifer also updates you on the recent events in British politics, including Boris having a baby, Priti Patel making an idiot of herself (again), Nigel Farage making the big return that nobody asked for, and Tory MPs demanding that journalists bow to Boris and his baby.

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Episode Name: Plot Twist!
Original Airing Date: 10/05/20
Readings: Routine, Twin Flame, Love Forever, Eviction, I Don’t Mind If You Forget Me (But I Might Top Myself If You Do)

On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about finding her twin flame, her constant craving to be like Kenneth Williams, the contents of her diary, love after Coronavirus, messy drama at the NHS clap, and plot twists in the drama that is life.

Jennifer also tells your fortune, in the brand new monthly segment “What The Actual F**k is going on in your life?” and updates you on the recent events in British politics, including the Matt Hancock’s struggles with apps, why we stan Dr Rosena and her tone and the big first fight between Boris Johnson and Keir Starmer.

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Episode Name: The United Kingdom Of Great Struggle and Northern Suffering
Original Airing Date: 17/05/20
Readings: Paper Cuts, Christmas Eve, Red Ribbon, Swanscombe Used To Be Such A Lovely Town, Cowboy Films, A Fussy Eater Decides, The United Kingdom Of Great Struggle and Northern Suffering

On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about loss and grief, being afraid of the future, motherhood, marriage and inequality in the UK.

Jennifer also updates you on the recent events in British politics, including Boris getting desperate at PMQs, the government attacking journalists, and Tory MPs spreading fake news.

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Episode Name: Dropping names, for the drama! Featuring Lana Del Rey, Princess Margaret and Dominic Cummings…
Original Airing Date: 24/05/20
Readings: Ruby Necklace, The Holiday I Hoped We’d Have, How Soon Is Now?, Need

On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about self sufficiency, writing in quarantine, discovering The Crown on Netflix, relating to the royal family, and the telenovela that is Lana Del Rey’s Instagram feed.

Jennifer also updates you on the recent events in British politics, including the government’s reversal on NHS surcharges for NHS workers, the collapse of Rishi Sunak’s fandom, and the comings and goings of Dominic Cummings.

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Episode Name: #BlackLivesMatter, Sad Girl Hours, and Your Future
Original Airing Date: 31/05/20
Readings: Come Back, Or Don’t, Nothing Is True, All Lives Matter?, Convincing, Naps

On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about the protests surrounding the death of George Floyd, police brutality, the instability of life, naps with her boyfriend and the persistent scars of the past.

Jennifer also updates you on your future in What The Actual F*ck Is Going On In Your Life? and updates you on the recent events in British politics, including the continued drama of Dominic Cummings, the government desperately trying to distract the public, and the breakdown of lockdown.

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Episode Name: Oh, The Places You’ll Go (In Your Dreams)
Original Airing Date: 07/06/20
Readings: Both Of Us Are Hurt, The Girl Who Fell In Love With Death, Divorce, Dream Journal

On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about losing faith, gaining clarity, her adventures in dream journaling and bad behaviour from allies of the Black Lives Matter movement.

Jennifer also updates you on recent events in British politics, including the Scottish Labour trying to be autonomous (again), the continued fight against conversion therapy, Jeremy Corbyn’s continued cries for attention, and the coronavirus conga at Westminster.

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Episode Name: Statue Worship, Sticking Your Face In The Mud To Stay Healthy, and The Sun Being Scum
Original Airing Date: 14/06/20
Readings: Dirt Is Good, What a Girl Wants, Ghosted

On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about learning languages, learning life lessons, gaining immunity, and yet another reason to hate The Sun.

Jennifer also updates you on recent events in British politics, including the cringe behaviour on twitter from the cabinet, statue worship, and the far right’s big day out.

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Episode Name: Behind The Lyrics #3
Original Airing Date: 19/06/20

Featuring The Songs: Leave Him On Read!, Blue Forests, Empty, Hunnybee’s Lament, Driving

On today’s bonus episode, Jennifer breaks down her songwriting process, and discusses the meaning and themes of some of the songs from her new record Hunnybee’s Lament.

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Episode Name: The Death of DFID, The Bleak and Beautiful Future, and Jennifer’s Feud With Kylie Minogue.
Original Airing Date: 21/06/20
Readings: Jennifer The Good (and Sometimes Bad) Witch, Marcus Rashford Is Right, 6 Days, 5 Days 

On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about jealousy, everyday witchcraft, her feud with Kylie Minogue, a later feud with Natalie Portman and what is to come after the summer solstice.

Jennifer also updates you on recent events in British politics, including Marcus Rashford’s campaign for free school meals, worried parents vs the government and the merging of the foreign office and the department for international development.

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Episode Name: The Beginning Of The End
Original Airing Date: 28/06/20
Readings: 1 Day, 3 Days, The Beginning Of The End, Tú Me Acostumbraste

On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about the cruelty of fate, life after lockdown, the danger of umbrella terms, and your future.

Jennifer also updates you on recent events in British politics, including bad times at the beach, Boris Johnson vs Germany and Rebecca Long – Bailey suddenly having a lot more free time for her three day bender.

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Episode Name: Behind The Lyrics #4
Original Airing Date: 03/07/20
Featuring The Songs: Hunnymoonin’, Daddy, Let’s Set A Date, You’ve Lost Me, I Hope You Stay, Take My Hand, Jealous Eyes

On today’s bonus episode, Jennifer breaks down her songwriting process, and discusses the meaning and themes of some of the songs from her new record Hunnymoonin’.

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Episode Name: The Crybaby Episode
Original Airing Date: 05/07/20
Readings: La Vie En Rose, June, Nothing Lasts Forever, Except You and Me

On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about twitter pile ons, hard times for Darren Grimes, being vulnerable, lockdown loneliness and the debate over demisexuality.

Jennifer also updates you on recent events in British politics, including more rule breaking by the rich and famous, air bridges, the mystery of Scotland’s border and Boris Johnson’s sudden aversion to gestures.

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Episode Name: The #GoodVibesOnly Episode
Original Airing Date: 12/07/20
Readings: Free B*tches Rise Up, Love Is Indeed An Exorcism, Blackfishing, Carried Away, Misadventure, Dreaming Of You

On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about how to recover from a broken heart, how to prepare your heart for new adventures, when to say no, and what the hell Blackfishing is.

Jennifer also updates you on recent events in British politics, including Rishi Sunak begging the public to eat out with him (ew Rishi), Nicola Sturgeon being the prom queen of handling pandemics and Mark Francois going full midlife crisis. 

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Episode Name: The Adult Baby Takeover Is Apparently Happening, In Downing Street.
Original Airing Date: 19/07/20
Readings: Silvery, The Patron Saint of Painful Regret, World Queen, I Have Been Many Queens

On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about childhood expectations vs reality, the latest on dating during a pandemic, her dream life on a mysterious island, and the question she is tired of being asked.

Jennifer also updates you on recent events in British politics, including conspiracies about Boris Johnson’s baby, threats to legal aid, why you should stan Nicola Sturgeon, the return of Shamima Begum and the problem with FBPE twitter.

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Episode Name: Carrie White was right. Sebastian and Trident were right. The crocodile outside my window is right.
Original Airing Date: 26/07/20
Readings: Snappy, They’re All Gonna Laugh At You, Morpheus, Counselling, Turn Off The Moon

On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about how to know when you’re really an adult, learning to trust people again after you’ve been hurt, why antisemitism is so accepted in the UK, why Carrie White had a point and what crocodiles have to do with love.

Jennifer also updates you on recent events in British politics, including Boris Johnson’s attempt to love bomb Scotland, Rob Roberts being a creep, the reveal of the Russia report and the never ending drama of the Labour Party.

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Episode Name: Move House With Me!
Original Airing Date: 02/08/20
Readings: Ashes, Julian Was Coming To Visit, Old Women, Something About Him

On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about the invisibility of older women, moving house, renewal after hardship, finding new love, and what happens at the end of the human experience.

Jennifer also updates you on recent events in British politics, including Esther McVey giving us prime cringe content, the implosion of the Scottish conservatives, local lockdowns in the North of England and Charlie Elphicke being found guilty.

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Episode Name: The Night Has A Thousand Eyes
Original Airing Date: 09/08/20
Readings: My Misspent Youth, Hello, Again, Brown Eyes, Staring At Brown Eyes, The Night Has A Thousand Eyes, The Girl With The Hopelessly Romantic Heart, Love Is An Exorcism

On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about feeling the fantasy in rich people bars, whether she trusts male feminists, how to reveal that you’re crushing on someone and what to do when you feel overwhelmed.

Jennifer also updates you on recent events in British politics, including the big debut of the Eat Out To Help Out scheme, the predictable result of the Scottish conservatives’ search for a new leader, NHS workers snapping, and the current outrage over crossings from Calais.

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Episode Name: In Which Jennifer reads the WAP lyrics, very dramatically, and yells at some dudebros
Original Airing Date: 16/08/20
Readings: All Hotel Rooms Look The Same, I Wrote This When We Were Fighting, An Open Letter To Male Poets, Regrettably

On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about mansplaining, missing people you shouldn’t, how to be happy and whether Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion should be censored.

 

Jennifer also updates you on recent events in British politics, including the chaos of exam results for students, Keir Starmer feuding with Sum Ting Wong from Drag Race UK, Richard Leonard’s latest woes and Priti Patel being petty. 

Season Five

Season 4

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Episode Name: Welcome To Season Five!
Original Airing Date: 23/08/20
Readings: London Was Always My Soulmate, God Thinks You’re A C***, But He Humours Me, Because I’m His Favourite Daughter, Aching, When The World Ends

On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about what she misses most about a pre COVID-19 world, why she thinks she has been the victim of a conspiracy, her plans for the end of the world, how it feels to be under a love spell and why stalking has become normalised.

 

Jennifer also updates you on recent events in British politics, including Boris Johnson’s holiday hell, the Scottish Conservatives making friends, George Galloway defending his cringe candidates and some big problems for Prince Andrew.

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Episode Name: Postcards From The Calais Jungle
Original Airing Date: 30/08/20
Readings: The Passion Of The Poet, Postcards From The Calais Jungle, Fireworks, The Noise

On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about finding an ideal love, empathy in today’s society and how to enjoy being alive, when you’re not having a good time with the human experience.

Jennifer also updates you on recent events in British politics, including the big fascist’s day out, Boris Johnson trying to seduce the people of Scotland and the government bullying workers and parents.

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Episode Name: Catcalling, Blackfishing and World Building
Original Airing Date: 06/09/20
Readings: Tube, World Building, To Men Who Catcall, Por Amarte Así, Jessica Krug

On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about 2020’s Rachel Dolezal, Jessica Krug, catcalling, finding new things to be excited about and facing reality.

Jennifer also updates you on recent events in British politics, including tories being cringe on Twitter, Sky News stanning the Union and another big day out for the fascists.

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Episode Name: Breaking International Podcast Law, In A Very Specific and Limited Way
Original Airing Date: 15/09/20
Readings: Leo, Tamed/Ribbons and Fairy Tales, Home, At Last, Dungarees

On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about the truth behind one of her older poems, nostalgia, feeling peaceful, and her latest romantic adventures.

Jennifer also updates you on recent events in British politics, including UKIP’s leadership drama, the continuing mess that is Scottish Labour, and why breaking international law is totally in right now.

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Episode Name: In Which Jennifer Is Kidnapped
Original Airing Date: 20/09/20
Readings: Kidnapped, Dungarees – It Wasn’t Him, For It’s There That I Belong, I’ve Been To The Doctor, and Ignored Everything That He Said

On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about being kidnapped, the struggle to be self sufficient and what happens when your heart doesn’t work the same way as everybody else’s.

Jennifer also updates you on recent events in British politics, including Angela Rayner’s PMQs debut, the chaos of the child maintenance service, and Boris Johnson’s difficult struggles with real life. 

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