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Comic Sans
I saw that the tories had done an ad, in comic sans, and honestly, I fucking lost it. We are truly in the comic sans timeline. I guess everything is funny, classic Dom, classic Boris, classic cunts, not giving a fuck, that while they play games, the pawns and pieces are begging for just one…
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Women Who Work (Really Hard At Pretending To Be Allies)
She tapped on a screen, as if it meant the same, as standing with the brave, and using her freedom, to free them. I am proud I will say I am proud to support my LGBTQ friends and the LGBTQ Americans of the LGBTQ Americans my Dad targets who have made immense contributions to our…
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Drink It Down
I’m powered by pain, that’s sponsored by Pepsi. I’ll throw a brick, with a brick blood manicure, and my sensible shoes, will suffocate my suffering. I’ll hold your crimes above my head, as I steal your streets, until my arms break, and your tangerine toddler tweets. Lock me up, hose me down, I’m…
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Enemy Of The State
You’re right, it isn’t my country, despite swapping states, like I used to swap Pokémon cards, and completing the assimilation game, without cheat codes. “Uncertainty is excellent, all is well.” Says ageing, expat, pop star scum. I’ve never stolen anything, but the hearts of a few, and even then, I returned them, with interest. I still…